In a recent inteview with Marie Claire, Natalie said:

In the new issue of Marie Claire, she plays the dork card. "OK, so I didn't really go to any high school parties," Portman says. "And yeah, I didn't touch pot til I was in my 20s."

This is one reason why Natalie and I are perfect for each other, I didn't discover how awesome I was until late into my teens.  I never went out to parties in HS and I didn't drink until I was in college.  Not to mention we're both geniuses and drop dead gorgeous.

If you haven't checked out Natalie's movie with hot ass Mila Kunis, then do it.  Right now.  Seriously, fucking google it and download it.  Black Swan I think its called:

I'm kind of confused by Peta, we're always supposed to adopt and NEVER buy pets?  What's that going to do to economics of pets?  I think I've mentioned it before that I'm adamantly against buying a used dog, I love the new dog smell. 

All these "adopted" pets have to die sometime right?  And what about the cruelty of leaving new pets in cages at stores just because they aren't up for "adoption?"  That's just wrong and close to segregation.  I for one will not stand for it and will be the first to throw hypocritical paint at Peta.  If it weren't for these pics, they would be completely useless.

If this were me and my boys hollering for Miley Cyrus, it would be wrong and someone would be calling for our arrests.  Thats why women need to stop complaining about "equality."

This is fucking hilarious.  I won't comment on Tiger crashing, because quite frankly I don't give a frog's fat ass.  He can dress his wounds with thousand dollar bills and dry his tears with a diamond encrusted tissue.